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i'm 5'1, long brown wavy hair, brown eyes. My best feature is probably my eyebrows, they are very defined. I have smallish boobs but a big butt. I am puerto rican and spanish but i am very white looking tbh

Haha, you sound lovely, yes I would definitely date you

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

unshaped:

THE FOOT IS KILLING ME

lmaoalien:

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

 

justjupiter:

puppyiero:

wtf-mum:

I NEED CPR

whoa he went from looking like a 17 year old to a hot daddy

Reblogging twice because holy fuck

earthnation:

if you think im annoying don’t pretend to like me thank u

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans