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myacidicinfatuation:

Having a fun time at the hospital. Bout to get my appendix out

Bout to go into surgery!

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

thislstherealryanross:

real nostalgia.

all the songs that got you through your seventh grade emo phase.

[listen]

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

parkingstrange:

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

*has a heart attack*

floptart:

Son.
Your a bitch.

drunktrophywife:


hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic


A metaphor

drunktrophywife:

hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic

A metaphor