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At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

They should just rename the movie, Bones is Done with Everybody’s Shit.

sknorrblog:

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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

wickedclothes:

Creative Cursing

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
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myacidicinfatuation:

Someone I miss: probably my ex. She’ll probably see this but I don’t really care. Still trying to get over her. But whatevs, moving on anyway! Or trying

Oh and my friend Madeline. I miss her a fuck ton.

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Marilyn Manson

Weirdest thing about me: I can put my arm all the way around my head and ouch my right/left arm to my right/left temple. (Right arm to right temple, left to left, in case that wasn’t clear)

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Someone I miss: probably my ex. She’ll probably see this but I don’t really care. Still trying to get over her. But whatevs, moving on anyway! Or trying

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Liguori-gasm

She a stupid hoe she a she a stupid hoe

nalijahmakayla:

ladies understand this


Literally everyone should understand this.

nalijahmakayla:

ladies understand this

Literally everyone should understand this.